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Sunday, January 19, 2014

The Future

Hey guys, for those of you who check on this blog regularly you may have noticed that I haven't posted anything recently. The reason being is because frankly, I kind of got sick with my blog as time went on. I barely had anything valuable to say and I didn't give any valid reasons for why I liked something. During my lengthy hiatus, my tastes and ideas changed frequently, and I decided that I want to put more focus on drawing more comics (maybe even get a DeviantART page) rather than post about random gobbledygook online. Is this the end of Nerto and Nonsense? Most likely. What I can guarantee is that whenever I make my full on return to the internet, it will be to follow a true passion, and to show the world what I can really do. It's been an honor being your driver for this wild ride. Thank You.

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

WWE SmackDown vs. Raw 2009 (with ECW)

Hello y'all and Merry Christmas. Today, I got the most awesome WWE game to ever have been made, SmackDown vs. Raw 2009. The funny thing about it is that the whole game is based on the 2008 years of WWE, and one would think that it would be a game about what would happen in 2009. Moving on, I decided to show you some of the brand representatives in the game.
Raw: Batista, John Cena, CM Punk, Kane, Randy Orton, Rey Mysterio, Chris Jericho, Shawn Michaels, Kofi Kingston
SmackDown: Edge, Triple H, Big Show, The Great Khali, MVP, Jeff Hardy, The Undertaker, Mr. Kennedy, Shelton Benjamin
ECW: Matt Hardy, John Morrison and The Miz, Mark Henry, Elijah Burke, Finlay

I have played a few matches so far, here is a few:

  • ECW: The Great Khali defeated Matt Hardy after giving him a choke-slam through a table in a No Holds Barred Match
  • ECW: Kane defeated Shawn Michaels, Batista, Triple H, Big Show, and John Morrison to win the Money in the Bank Contract
  • Backlash: Big Show defeated Shelton Benjamin to win the United States Championship
  • Backlash: Mark Henry defeated Matt Hardy, Finlay, Elijah Burke, The Miz, and John Morrison in a battle royal to retain the ECW Champipnship
  • No Way Out: John Morrison and The Miz defeated D-Generation X (Shawn Michaels and Triple H) to retain the WWE Tag Team Titles
  • Summerslam: The Hardy Boys (Matt Hardy and Jeff Hardy) defeated Mark Henry and MVP by disqualification
Now here's some matches I will do in the future:
  • CM Punk vs. #1 Contender (Batista, Shawn Michaels, Randy Orton, or Chris Jericho) for the World Heavyweight Championship
  • Triple H vs. #1 Contender (Edge, The Undertaker, Jeff Hardy, or Big Daddy V) for the WWE Championship
  • Mark Henry vs. #1 Contender (Matt Hardy, John Morrison, The Miz, or Elijah Burke) for the ECW Championship
  • Vengeance:
    • Triple Threat Match for the ECW, WWE, and World Heavyweight Championships
    • Kane and Big Show vs. MVP and The Great Khali
    • The Hardy Boys vs. John Morrison and The Miz for the WWE Tag Team Championships
    • Kane vs. winner of triple threat match
Until next time, goodbye, and happy holidays.


Tuesday, August 28, 2012

New Character in the Making!

I am currently thinking of a new character who goes by the name SeƱor Chuleta de Cerdo. He is an Argentinian pig who uses pork-based weapons such as nun-chops (nun chucks with pork on the ends). If you wonder what he looks like, try to imagine a pot-bellied pig with a poncho and a Spanish Mustache.

Sunday, July 15, 2012

Money in the Bank: Ladder Match for WWE Championship Contract

As I said earlier, Miz said he was in this match, but what he has in his way is the Big Red Monster Kane, The World's Largest Athlete The Big Show, Chris Jericho, and for the first time in a Money in the bank ladder match, JOHN CENA!! Big Show totally punishes Chris Jericho and John Cena and immediately takes out Miz and Kane. As Big Show is knocked out of the ring and given and attitude adjustment through the table and pelted with chairs. Jericho then gains the upper hand and takes the Miz off the ladder twice. Now Miz almost gets the case but is taken down by Kane, who chokeslams both Miz and Jericho who also receive a 10 knuckle shuffle from Cena. Now, Big Show escapes and assaults Jericho. Now Miz is tossed at with chairs by the Big Show. Big Show now brings out the golden ladder, the only ladder that can hold him. Big Show is taken down by Jericho, and now it's up to Cena and Jericho to get the case. Now holding Cena in a submission hold, Cena almost falls, but managed to climb to the top. Cena finally falls and Jericho and Miz fight for the case, suddenly, Big Show climbs off to knock out both men. Now Cena and Big Show fighting for the case, and Cena bashes Big Show with the case and accidentally grabs the case loose, winning the ladder match!

Winner: John Cena
Money in the Bank: Layla, Kaitlyn, and Tamina Snuka vs. Beth Phoenix, Natalya, and Eve in a 3 women Tag Team Match.


Kaitlyn and Eve kicked off the match, and just when Layla and Beth came into the ring, it turned into an all out brawl, ending with the Divas champion pinning the Glamazon.

Winners: Layla, Kaitlyn, and Tamina Snuka

Money in the Bank: Tyler Reks and Curt Hawkins vs. Ryback

I'm pretty sure that Ryback will win once again (as always). But wait, Reks and Hawkins are bringing him to his knees, this brings some change. Wait, wait, wait, Ryback takes down T-Reks for the 3-count. MAN, these matches are so predictable.

Winner: Ryback
Money in the Bank: CM Punk vs. Daniel Bryan in a No Disqualification Match for the WWE Championship


In a match where the ref. is the woman who loves and resents them both ( AJ ), it truly makes it a shame that this wasn't the main event. Suddenly, AJ is injured and replaced by a new referee as Daniel goes nuts on the Champion. Now, with Daniel Bryan armed with a bamboo stick, he gains the upper hand and hits the rib cage of CM Punk. I'm surprised that Punk can even withstand the repeated blows of the stick being slammed onto his back. Repeated close calls! Escapes from finishers! Now, Daniel locks Punk in a submission hold but Punk escapes and retaliates with the bamboo stick. Now AJ is back in the match, and something seems wrong about the smile and skipping, she....oh no.... SHE HAS BROUGHT IN A CHAIR! BOTH MEN FIGHT FOR THE CHAIR AND DANIEL REPEATEDLY HITS HIM IN THE BACK! NOW PUNK HAS THE CHAIR AND IS FIGHTING BACK! HE SET THE CHAIR INTO THE ROPES AND AJ BLOCKS THE CHAIR FOR DANIEL TO PUSH HIM INTO THE CHAIR! NOW SHE PREVENTS BRYAN FROM USING THE BAMBOO STICK! THE YES LOCK IS IN POSITION, AND NOW HE'S USING THE STICK TO MAKE HIM SUBMIT, BUT IS BITTEN IN THE HAND! GTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRYAN KICKS OUT!!!! NOW A TABLE IS INTRODUCED INTO THE RING!!!! BRYAN IS SET UP ONTO THE TABLE AND PUNK IS PREPARED TO JUMP, BUT BRYAN STOPS HIM!!!!!! BOTH MEN THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!! CM PUNK WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!


Winner: CM Punk