WWE SmackDown vs. Raw 2009 (with ECW)

Hello y'all and Merry Christmas. Today, I got the most awesome WWE game to ever have been made, SmackDown vs. Raw 2009. The funny thing about it is that the whole game is based on the 2008 years of WWE, and one would think that it would be a game about what would happen in 2009. Moving on, I decided to show you some of the brand representatives in the game.
Raw: Batista, John Cena, CM Punk, Kane, Randy Orton, Rey Mysterio, Chris Jericho, Shawn Michaels, Kofi Kingston
SmackDown: Edge, Triple H, Big Show, The Great Khali, MVP, Jeff Hardy, The Undertaker, Mr. Kennedy, Shelton Benjamin
ECW: Matt Hardy, John Morrison and The Miz, Mark Henry, Elijah Burke, Finlay
I have played a few matches so far, here is a few:

• ECW: The Great Khali defeated Matt Hardy after giving him a choke-slam through a table in a No Holds Barred Match
• ECW: Kane defeated Shawn Michaels, Batista, Triple H, Big Show, and John Morrison to win the Money in the Bank Contract
• Backlash: Big Show defeated Shelton Benjamin to win the United States Championship
• Backlash: Mark Henry defeated Matt Hardy, Finlay, Elijah Burke, The Miz, and John Morrison in a battle royal to retain the ECW Champipnship
• No Way Out: John Morrison and The Miz defeated D-Generation X (Shawn Michaels and Triple H) to retain the WWE Tag Team Titles
• Summerslam: The Hardy Boys (Matt Hardy and Jeff Hardy) defeated Mark Henry and MVP by disqualification

Now here's some matches I will do in the future:

• CM Punk vs. #1 Contender (Batista, Shawn Michaels, Randy Orton, or Chris Jericho) for the World Heavyweight Championship
• Triple H vs. #1 Contender (Edge, The Undertaker, Jeff Hardy, or Big Daddy V) for the WWE Championship
• Mark Henry vs. #1 Contender (Matt Hardy, John Morrison, The Miz, or Elijah Burke) for the ECW Championship
• Vengeance:
• Triple Threat Match for the ECW, WWE, and World Heavyweight Championships
• Kane and Big Show vs. MVP and The Great Khali
• The Hardy Boys vs. John Morrison and The Miz for the WWE Tag Team Championships
• Kane vs. winner of triple threat match

Until next time, goodbye, and happy holidays.

New Character in the Making!

I am currently thinking of a new character who goes by the name Señor Chuleta de Cerdo. He is an Argentinian pig who uses pork-based weapons such as nun-chops (nun chucks with pork on the ends). If you wonder what he looks like, try to imagine a pot-bellied pig with a poncho and a Spanish Mustache.

Money in the Bank: Ladder Match for WWE Championship Contract

As I said earlier, Miz said he was in this match, but what he has in his way is the Big Red Monster Kane, The World's Largest Athlete The Big Show, Chris Jericho, and for the first time in a Money in the bank ladder match, JOHN CENA!! Big Show totally punishes Chris Jericho and John Cena and immediately takes out Miz and Kane. As Big Show is knocked out of the ring and given and attitude adjustment through the table and pelted with chairs. Jericho then gains the upper hand and takes the Miz off the ladder twice. Now Miz almost gets the case but is taken down by Kane, who chokeslams both Miz and Jericho who also receive a 10 knuckle shuffle from Cena. Now, Big Show escapes and assaults Jericho. Now Miz is tossed at with chairs by the Big Show. Big Show now brings out the golden ladder, the only ladder that can hold him. Big Show is taken down by Jericho, and now it's up to Cena and Jericho to get the case. Now holding Cena in a submission hold, Cena almost falls, but managed to climb to the top. Cena finally falls and Jericho and Miz fight for the case, suddenly, Big Show climbs off to knock out both men. Now Cena and Big Show fighting for the case, and Cena bashes Big Show with the case and accidentally grabs the case loose, winning the ladder match!

Winner: John Cena

Money in the Bank: Layla, Kaitlyn, and Tamina Snuka vs. Beth Phoenix, Natalya, and Eve in a 3 women Tag Team Match.


Kaitlyn and Eve kicked off the match, and just when Layla and Beth came into the ring, it turned into an all out brawl, ending with the Divas champion pinning the Glamazon.

Winners: Layla, Kaitlyn, and Tamina Snuka

Money in the Bank: Tyler Reks and Curt Hawkins vs. Ryback

I'm pretty sure that Ryback will win once again (as always). But wait, Reks and Hawkins are bringing him to his knees, this brings some change. Wait, wait, wait, Ryback takes down T-Reks for the 3-count. MAN, these matches are so predictable.

Winner: Ryback

Money in the Bank: CM Punk vs. Daniel Bryan in a No Disqualification Match for the WWE Championship


In a match where the ref. is the woman who loves and resents them both ( AJ ), it truly makes it a shame that this wasn't the main event. Suddenly, AJ is injured and replaced by a new referee as Daniel goes nuts on the Champion. Now, with Daniel Bryan armed with a bamboo stick, he gains the upper hand and hits the rib cage of CM Punk. I'm surprised that Punk can even withstand the repeated blows of the stick being slammed onto his back. Repeated close calls! Escapes from finishers! Now, Daniel locks Punk in a submission hold but Punk escapes and retaliates with the bamboo stick. Now AJ is back in the match, and something seems wrong about the smile and skipping, she....oh no.... SHE HAS BROUGHT IN A CHAIR! BOTH MEN FIGHT FOR THE CHAIR AND DANIEL REPEATEDLY HITS HIM IN THE BACK! NOW PUNK HAS THE CHAIR AND IS FIGHTING BACK! HE SET THE CHAIR INTO THE ROPES AND AJ BLOCKS THE CHAIR FOR DANIEL TO PUSH HIM INTO THE CHAIR! NOW SHE PREVENTS BRYAN FROM USING THE BAMBOO STICK! THE YES LOCK IS IN POSITION, AND NOW HE'S USING THE STICK TO MAKE HIM SUBMIT, BUT IS BITTEN IN THE HAND! GTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRYAN KICKS OUT!!!! NOW A TABLE IS INTRODUCED INTO THE RING!!!! BRYAN IS SET UP ONTO THE TABLE AND PUNK IS PREPARED TO JUMP, BUT BRYAN STOPS HIM!!!!!! BOTH MEN THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!! CM PUNK WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!


Winner: CM Punk

Money in the Bank: The Prime-Time Players (Titus O'Neil and Darren Young) vs. Primo and Epico


With special guest commentators, the Tag Team Champions Kofi Kingston and R-Truth. I don't exactly know what move Primo used when he was doing a hand-stand on the top rope, but his amazing moves maybe what gave him the advantage to win the match. After the match, The Players and AW went to confront Kofi and Truth, only for AW to get soaked in the face with a water bottle by R-Truth.

Winners: Primo and Epico

Money in the Bank: Sheamus vs. Alberto Del Rio for the World Heavyweight Championship


Del Rio had the upper hand for most of the match, but was unable to escape the great white's brogue kick, causing him to lose the match. Afterwards, he and Ricardo Rodriguez attacked Sheamus, and guess who came out. That's right, DOLPH ZIGGLER, and with the Money in the Bank Briefcase too! Unfortunately, he received a kick to the face by Sheamus before the bell even rang.

Winner: Sheamus

I realize that I forgot to post about the Pre-show tag team match, so I'll just tell you right now that Kofi and Truth beat Hunico and Camacho.

Just in!! Miz Has Returned!!! He says that he wishes to be part of the WWE Championship Contract ladder match and win again (Good luck with that!).

Money in the Bank: Ladder Match for World Heavyweight Championship Contract


It was a brutal and long match. Tyson levered himself into Dolph Ziggler. Tensai gave Sin Cara a power bomb on a ladder and tossed Dolph into the announce table. However, Dolph would regain his strength and grab the case, winning the match.

Winner: Dolph Ziggler

Money in the Bank is Tonight!

That's right, the WWE Money in the Bank pay-per view is tonight and I shall post about the matches as they go. Here's a list of matches scheduled to happen tonight.

1. Pre-show: Kofi Kingston and R-Truth will face Hunico and Camacho in a Tag Team Match.
2. Former WWE champions ( Big Show, John Cena, Kane, and Chris Jericho ) will be involved in a Money in the Bank Ladder Match for a WWE Championship Contract.
3. CM Punk will defend the WWE Championship against Daniel Bryan, with special guest referee, AJ!
4. Damien Sandow, Tyson Kidd, Christian ( Intercontinental Champion), Santino Marella ( United States Champion ), Tensai, Cody Rhodes, Dolph Ziggler, and Sin Cara will face each other in a Money in the Bank Ladder Match for a World Heavyweight Championship Contract. 
5. Sheamus will defend the World Heavyweight Championship against Alberto Del Rio.

Seriously, I see good things coming tonight.

Warning! Cursy and Ralf Book in the Making!


It has been a while since I posted, so I'll give ya'll the gist on what's going on. I am currently making a Cursy and Ralf comic book, featuring Cursy the cow and his buddy Ralf. It will be based on a sketch book I made in late 2008 where Cursy joins the navy and experiences dangers throughout. It specializes in surrealism, grotesque imagery, and bizarre plot twists. I estimate that it will be done in about two months or less.

Who thinks penguins are funny? I do, and they shall pown the bears in the future. Don't worry, if penguins explode, it's a normal side effect of awesomeness.

Best Films of All Time

• Monty Python and the Holy Grail: Honestly, you've gotta' love the dismembered black knight
• Monty Python's the Meaning of Life: More darker than the Holy Grail, but just as funny. I especially love the Zulu War and the fat man's entrails exploding all over the place.
• History of the World Part 1: Your basic guide to a totally inaccurate look at history, with a musical segment by the Spanish Inquisition.
• Syfy films: Man those movies are cheesy, that makes them so hilarious, monsters eating people at totally expected moments, and in a LOL sort of way. In a movie where people travel back to the cretaceous, you can see a road in the background.
• Animal House: "Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?", excellent line.
• The Frighteners: A guy who can see ghosts, and many are totally un-serious, what more could you ask for?
• The Simpsons Movie: Pretty self explanatory of why that's good.

Films I Want To See

• Jabberwocky, Brazil, The Hangover Movies