Who thinks penguins are funny? I do, and they shall pown the bears in the future. Don't worry, if penguins explode, it's a normal side effect of awesomeness.

Best Films of All Time

• Monty Python and the Holy Grail: Honestly, you've gotta' love the dismembered black knight
• Monty Python's the Meaning of Life: More darker than the Holy Grail, but just as funny. I especially love the Zulu War and the fat man's entrails exploding all over the place.
• History of the World Part 1: Your basic guide to a totally inaccurate look at history, with a musical segment by the Spanish Inquisition.
• Syfy films: Man those movies are cheesy, that makes them so hilarious, monsters eating people at totally expected moments, and in a LOL sort of way. In a movie where people travel back to the cretaceous, you can see a road in the background.
• Animal House: "Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?", excellent line.
• The Frighteners: A guy who can see ghosts, and many are totally un-serious, what more could you ask for?
• The Simpsons Movie: Pretty self explanatory of why that's good.

Films I Want To See

• Jabberwocky, Brazil, The Hangover Movies