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Sunday, July 15, 2012

Money in the Bank: Tyler Reks and Curt Hawkins vs. Ryback

I'm pretty sure that Ryback will win once again (as always). But wait, Reks and Hawkins are bringing him to his knees, this brings some change. Wait, wait, wait, Ryback takes down T-Reks for the 3-count. MAN, these matches are so predictable.

Winner: Ryback
Money in the Bank: CM Punk vs. Daniel Bryan in a No Disqualification Match for the WWE Championship


In a match where the ref. is the woman who loves and resents them both ( AJ ), it truly makes it a shame that this wasn't the main event. Suddenly, AJ is injured and replaced by a new referee as Daniel goes nuts on the Champion. Now, with Daniel Bryan armed with a bamboo stick, he gains the upper hand and hits the rib cage of CM Punk. I'm surprised that Punk can even withstand the repeated blows of the stick being slammed onto his back. Repeated close calls! Escapes from finishers! Now, Daniel locks Punk in a submission hold but Punk escapes and retaliates with the bamboo stick. Now AJ is back in the match, and something seems wrong about the smile and skipping, she....oh no.... SHE HAS BROUGHT IN A CHAIR! BOTH MEN FIGHT FOR THE CHAIR AND DANIEL REPEATEDLY HITS HIM IN THE BACK! NOW PUNK HAS THE CHAIR AND IS FIGHTING BACK! HE SET THE CHAIR INTO THE ROPES AND AJ BLOCKS THE CHAIR FOR DANIEL TO PUSH HIM INTO THE CHAIR! NOW SHE PREVENTS BRYAN FROM USING THE BAMBOO STICK! THE YES LOCK IS IN POSITION, AND NOW HE'S USING THE STICK TO MAKE HIM SUBMIT, BUT IS BITTEN IN THE HAND! GTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRYAN KICKS OUT!!!! NOW A TABLE IS INTRODUCED INTO THE RING!!!! BRYAN IS SET UP ONTO THE TABLE AND PUNK IS PREPARED TO JUMP, BUT BRYAN STOPS HIM!!!!!! BOTH MEN THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!! CM PUNK WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!


Winner: CM Punk
Money in the Bank: The Prime-Time Players (Titus O'Neil and Darren Young) vs. Primo and Epico


With special guest commentators, the Tag Team Champions Kofi Kingston and R-Truth. I don't exactly know what move Primo used when he was doing a hand-stand on the top rope, but his amazing moves maybe what gave him the advantage to win the match. After the match, The Players and AW went to confront Kofi and Truth, only for AW to get soaked in the face with a water bottle by R-Truth.

Winners: Primo and Epico


Money in the Bank: Sheamus vs. Alberto Del Rio for the World Heavyweight Championship


Del Rio had the upper hand for most of the match, but was unable to escape the great white's brogue kick, causing him to lose the match. Afterwards, he and Ricardo Rodriguez attacked Sheamus, and guess who came out. That's right, DOLPH ZIGGLER, and with the Money in the Bank Briefcase too! Unfortunately, he received a kick to the face by Sheamus before the bell even rang.

Winner: Sheamus



I realize that I forgot to post about the Pre-show tag team match, so I'll just tell you right now that Kofi and Truth beat Hunico and Camacho.

Just in!! Miz Has Returned!!! He says that he wishes to be part of the WWE Championship Contract ladder match and win again (Good luck with that!).
Money in the Bank: Ladder Match for World Heavyweight Championship Contract


It was a brutal and long match. Tyson levered himself into Dolph Ziggler. Tensai gave Sin Cara a power bomb on a ladder and tossed Dolph into the announce table. However, Dolph would regain his strength and grab the case, winning the match.

Winner: Dolph Ziggler
Money in the Bank is Tonight!
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That's right, the WWE Money in the Bank pay-per view is tonight and I shall post about the matches as they go. Here's a list of matches scheduled to happen tonight.

  1. Pre-show: Kofi Kingston and R-Truth will face Hunico and Camacho in a Tag Team Match.
  2. Former WWE champions ( Big Show, John Cena, Kane, and Chris Jericho ) will be involved in a Money in the Bank Ladder Match for a WWE Championship Contract.
  3. CM Punk will defend the WWE Championship against Daniel Bryan, with special guest referee, AJ!
  4. Damien Sandow, Tyson Kidd, Christian ( Intercontinental Champion), Santino Marella ( United States Champion ), Tensai, Cody Rhodes, Dolph Ziggler, and Sin Cara will face each other in a Money in the Bank Ladder Match for a World Heavyweight Championship Contract. 
  5. Sheamus will defend the World Heavyweight Championship against Alberto Del Rio.
Seriously, I see good things coming tonight.