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Friday, November 26, 2010

Numba' one in the Hood G!(Aqua Teen Hunger Force)

Here's the deal about ATHF, it's show that's about a trio of fast food products(a giant milkshake, a levitating box of fries, and a raw wad of meat). The Aqua teens, Frylock, Master Shake, and Meatwad, re considered detectives solving mysteries around the Jersey Coast. However, they usually goof off and swim in their neighbor(Carl)'s pool without permission. Here is a list of some of my favorite episodes.

Rabbot: The evil Dr. Weird creates a giant robot in the form of a rabbit. It eventually gets loose and destroys Carl's car.
Bus of the Undead: A mothman wants the light the Aqua Teens have in their house. Shake thinks it is Dracula tormenting them.
MCPee Pants: Meatwad listens to too much rap only to find out that his favorite rap singer is a giant spider. MCPee Pants is later killed by Frylock.

Here is a link to its official wiki

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Warning

Warning! Al's Adventure the Movie will be appearing in December! Look o my blog repeatedly!

This film will be rated PG for violence and crude humor.

Saturday, November 20, 2010

The Neozoic

Here is a list of future animals I've thought of from inspiration from The Future Is Wild.

Mackal: A wolf designed to look like a lion or a tiger. They hunt in packs to bring down prey the size of an elephant.

Vocam: A massive frog or toad with a 14 foot mouth. It uses its mouth to suck up prey like a vacuum, its main prey is the Mackal. BION(believe it or not)it can swallow a whole pack

Rachidna: A rhino-like echidna that live in herds to fend off animals like Mackals or Vocams. It also has a poisonous barb at the end of its tail even more deadly than the tarantula's bite.

Varanusaurus Rex: The apex predator of the Neozoic. It is basically a giant descendant of the Komodo Dragon, only that it's more like Tyrannosaurus.

Harankopotamus: A predatory elephant sized hippopotamus. It has an armored back to protect itself from Varanusaurus and is capable of killing it as well(not to mention Rachidnas, and Mackals).

Dinoelephas: The future elephant, the Neozoic's biggest animal. These elephants trace back to their mammoth ancestors only they grow 150 feet tall. Every predator runs when Dinoelephas is around.

Tree-Crawler: A starfish adapted for life in the trees. These animals attack when their family is in danger, and glow reddish-purple when mad.

Turtasaurus: An ankylosaurus-like turtle that unlike their ancestors, traveled in herds. Even though they have thick shells, It's useless against the Mackal.

Gigantornis: The reincarnation of the terror birds. They were once raptor birds, however they lost the ability to fly and hunt on ground.

Megapithecus: A gorilla resembling a ground sloth. Supposedly, they maybe the replacements for man in the not to distant future

Mammoths, paleoindians, and ice ages oh my! (Prehistoric America)

So here's the deal about the show Prehistoric America. It's a six part program that talks about american wildlife 14,000 years ago. It uses reconstructions of some paleolithic animals and use actual fossil evidence to recreate some prehistoric dramatizations. Some of the Beasts shown were the woolly mammoth, the giant short faced bear(shown above), the mastodon(shown above), the scimictar toothed cat, the columbian mammoth, the sabre toothed cat, the ground sloth, and the glyptodont. On YouTube, there's only clips of the show, BUMMER.

Here is a link to its official website

Ground Sloth vs. Saber toothed cat






Megatherium owns Smilodon!

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Monsters and Man (Land of Lost Monsters)

Have you all heard of the Animal Planet special Land of Lost Monsters? If you haven't, then let me tell you about it! The whole plot is early man's duel with Prehistoric megafauna. It also tells of mankind's early journeys around the world(Australia, America, and New Zealand).

The first band is called the Aboriginies, and their adventure in Australia. At first they come face to face with a Diprotodon(A giant wombat). They are terrified of this beast, only to realizeit is slow, ignorant, and potentially gassy. Little do they know, that this world isn't the paradise they thought it was.
One day when gazing at a Diprotodon, their worst nightmare appears. Megalania, a.k.a the giant ripper lizard barges in, at first he's interested in the Diprotodon, but turns on the humans instead. Soon he bites a man, killing him with lethal bacteria(like its cousin the komodo dragon).
The Tribe retaliates by setting the whole savanna on fire, burning Megalania in its sleep! Supposedly, this is how the Australian monsters died out. Up next, mankind will endure their second challenge, AMERICA!

This part begins when a group of the first Native Americans come to North America and find themselves in a valley where the woolly mammoths are thriving. The next day they come face to face with another tribe, who offers them arrowheads. For this, the two tribes use these weapons to hunt down a mammoth, however its carcass attracts the biggest predator in America, The SHORT FACED BEAR!
One Paleoindian strays to far from the clan, only to be chased by the short faced bear. He fails to kill it with a spear, and the bear catches up and kills him with his paw. At the end, the North American beasts go extinct. But next, the humans will arrive at their final destination, NEW ZEALAND!

800 years ago, the Maori first settle on the island of New Zealand. There they face a variety of birds, all of which are harmless. The first beast they encounter is the Moa, a large flightless bird in which one gets killed for dinner. Unfortunately, the Moa is the least of their problems.
A Maori mother and child are soon attacked by the most frightening non terrestrial predators the world has to offer the Haast's Eagle! Soon, the Maori's hunting will go to far and wipe out half of the native bird species on the island.

Pretty soon, all the megafauna will die off. The mammoth and others will all face the same fate. If this program comes on anytime soon, I'll let you know, and there's more to this documentary I haven't talked about.

Here is a link to its official website