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Tuesday, January 18, 2011

The coolest entertainment (10 ways)

So basically, 10 ways is a show featuring the top ten subjects in the topics of the paranormal. Here's my episode and the best subjects of my opinion.
10 Ways to Meet a Monster
Giant Squid: Two guys are eating kalimari only to be eaten by a giant squid along with the entire ship.
Bigfoot: Bigfoot is shown running around scratching his butt in the wild, and farting in a modern home.
Death Worm: A man is watching the center of fortean zoology until a disaproving death worm eats him.
Mothman: A mothman invades a womans home and eats her cloth

here's a link to the official website

Friday, December 3, 2010

Things After Us(The Future Is Wild)

The future is wild basically talks about what life will look like after we die out. Sometimes the creatures can get pretty wacky, such as giant turtles, land dwelling squid, and carnivorous amoebas? The future IS wild! Here is a list of my favorite episodes in airing order.

Welcome to the Future: This episode mainly focuses on what happens in the upcoming episodes.
Return of the Ice: Going 5 million years A.D. to the North European Ice.
It shows the lifestyle of a Snowstalker(A sabre toothed wolverine) and her cubs by hunting the large Shagrats(Woolly marmots) and Gannetwhales(Oceanic fowl).
Waterland: Going 100 million years A.D. to the Bengal Swamps. It focuses a mother Swampus(An amphibious octopus) protecting her offspring and a group of Toratons(A humongous tortoise) searching for their own.
The Global Ocean: Going 200 million years A.D. to The Ocean of the World. This is where Silverswimmers(large krill) replace fish and are eaten by the replacement of the bird, the Flish(Flying fish). However, the Flish are prey themselfs to the Rainbow Squid(A color changing squid).
The Tentacled Forest: Going 200 million years A.D. to the Northern Forest. There, small comical Squibbons(Tree dwelling squid that behave like monkeys) combat every day against the predatory Megasquid(A giant elephantine squid).

Here is a link to the official website http://www.thefutureiswild.com/

Friday, November 26, 2010

Numba' one in the Hood G!(Aqua Teen Hunger Force)

Here's the deal about ATHF, it's show that's about a trio of fast food products(a giant milkshake, a levitating box of fries, and a raw wad of meat). The Aqua teens, Frylock, Master Shake, and Meatwad, re considered detectives solving mysteries around the Jersey Coast. However, they usually goof off and swim in their neighbor(Carl)'s pool without permission. Here is a list of some of my favorite episodes.

Rabbot: The evil Dr. Weird creates a giant robot in the form of a rabbit. It eventually gets loose and destroys Carl's car.
Bus of the Undead: A mothman wants the light the Aqua Teens have in their house. Shake thinks it is Dracula tormenting them.
MCPee Pants: Meatwad listens to too much rap only to find out that his favorite rap singer is a giant spider. MCPee Pants is later killed by Frylock.

Here is a link to its official wiki

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Mammoths, paleoindians, and ice ages oh my! (Prehistoric America)

So here's the deal about the show Prehistoric America. It's a six part program that talks about american wildlife 14,000 years ago. It uses reconstructions of some paleolithic animals and use actual fossil evidence to recreate some prehistoric dramatizations. Some of the Beasts shown were the woolly mammoth, the giant short faced bear(shown above), the mastodon(shown above), the scimictar toothed cat, the columbian mammoth, the sabre toothed cat, the ground sloth, and the glyptodont. On YouTube, there's only clips of the show, BUMMER.

Here is a link to its official website

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Monsters and Man (Land of Lost Monsters)

Have you all heard of the Animal Planet special Land of Lost Monsters? If you haven't, then let me tell you about it! The whole plot is early man's duel with Prehistoric megafauna. It also tells of mankind's early journeys around the world(Australia, America, and New Zealand).

The first band is called the Aboriginies, and their adventure in Australia. At first they come face to face with a Diprotodon(A giant wombat). They are terrified of this beast, only to realizeit is slow, ignorant, and potentially gassy. Little do they know, that this world isn't the paradise they thought it was.
One day when gazing at a Diprotodon, their worst nightmare appears. Megalania, a.k.a the giant ripper lizard barges in, at first he's interested in the Diprotodon, but turns on the humans instead. Soon he bites a man, killing him with lethal bacteria(like its cousin the komodo dragon).
The Tribe retaliates by setting the whole savanna on fire, burning Megalania in its sleep! Supposedly, this is how the Australian monsters died out. Up next, mankind will endure their second challenge, AMERICA!

This part begins when a group of the first Native Americans come to North America and find themselves in a valley where the woolly mammoths are thriving. The next day they come face to face with another tribe, who offers them arrowheads. For this, the two tribes use these weapons to hunt down a mammoth, however its carcass attracts the biggest predator in America, The SHORT FACED BEAR!
One Paleoindian strays to far from the clan, only to be chased by the short faced bear. He fails to kill it with a spear, and the bear catches up and kills him with his paw. At the end, the North American beasts go extinct. But next, the humans will arrive at their final destination, NEW ZEALAND!

800 years ago, the Maori first settle on the island of New Zealand. There they face a variety of birds, all of which are harmless. The first beast they encounter is the Moa, a large flightless bird in which one gets killed for dinner. Unfortunately, the Moa is the least of their problems.
A Maori mother and child are soon attacked by the most frightening non terrestrial predators the world has to offer the Haast's Eagle! Soon, the Maori's hunting will go to far and wipe out half of the native bird species on the island.

Pretty soon, all the megafauna will die off. The mammoth and others will all face the same fate. If this program comes on anytime soon, I'll let you know, and there's more to this documentary I haven't talked about.

Here is a link to its official website