The coolest entertainment (10 ways)

So basically, 10 ways is a show featuring the top ten subjects in the topics of the paranormal. Here's my episode and the best subjects of my opinion.

10 Ways to Meet a Monster

Giant Squid: Two guys are eating kalimari only to be eaten by a giant squid along with the entire ship.

Bigfoot: Bigfoot is shown running around scratching his butt in the wild, and farting in a modern home.

Death Worm: A man is watching the center of fortean zoology until a disaproving death worm eats him.

Mothman: A mothman invades a womans home and eats her cloth

here's a link to the official website

http://www.yourdiscovery.com/paranormal/ten_ways/index.shtml

Funny script for a video I might do

Cursy: Hey Ralf, it's nice to kick back into a hotel for a few months.

Ralf: You said it man.

Cursy: Yeah, except for the GIANT OCTOPUS!!!!

Octopus: Glub!

Unsuspecting Robot: I'll save you boys!
Cursy: Hooray! An unsuspecting robot is going to save us!

(octopus eats robot)
Ralf(pushing cursy): Easy does it Cursy, don't make any eye contact(octopus begins to read a book)

(Later in Australia......)

Cursy: Ralf look! A Diprotodon! The rarest of its kind.

Ralf: Hey! I think he's gonna say hi to us!

(Diprotodon comes up and farts in Cursy's face)

Cursy: I believe his BUTT said hi to me.

(Half an hour later......)

Cursy: I guess this was a pretty decent vacation.

Ralf: Yeah, hard to believe a dragon never showed up.

(Dragon flies above and blows up)

Ralf: I stand corrected

coming soon......

Marty and Howler: A web comic series

The whole synopsis of marty and howler is about a penguin in Providence, Rhode Island to defeat the evil chupacabra and his sidekick Octoman. Let's see the upcoming cast members.

Marty: He's basically a talking blue penguin. He was born in Antarctica, and is the leader of the group. He is known to invent stuff such as a time machine made of a kitchen microwave and a machine flamer(a mix between machine gun and flame thrower). Howler happens to be Marty's best friend, even though Marty can hold a grudge.

Howler: A wild dog with a faux/hawk, secondary leader and is the most frequently killed. Howler has been Marty's best friend for four years, although he can get irritated by Marty's immature behavior. Most of Howler's deaths are in the hands of the dimwitted elephant Kunko, mostly being smashed or flattened.

Stay tuned!

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Cursy the Gourmet chef

Cute.

Al's Adventure part four

The fight against the giant cow begins.

Al's adventure part three

Little do our heroes know that they are being stalked by the cow from the prophecy.

Al's adventure part two

This is part two, and it is a good one. The landscape is basically my room.

The top 10 Monty Python episodes #2 Untitled

This episode basically has no title, but is one of the best ones yet. It involves a gorilla wanting a job at the library, not to mention a robber who wants to rob a bank but ends up robbing the lingerie shop instead. At the end, some animated animals eat each other and criticize the ending. The animals include a Goat, crocodile, an ostrich, some pigs, a bird, a flying whale, and a mouse.

The top 10 Monty Python Episodes #1, Blood, Devastation, war and Horror

This Episode mainly focuses on pantomime horses and banking agencies. This sketch is called Life or Death Struggles, It is a nature show that shows survival of the fittest (unfortunately for the narrator, he is shot dead).

Mr. Elephant

Ah, elephants. Such majestic yet deadly animals.

What does Nerto mean?

If you're reading this blog, you'll probably wonder of what Nerto means. Nerto means that a certain thing is funny (well not mean funny but comical funny). Sometimes it means something interesting (in my case, it wold be comics, dinosaurs, elephants, and folkloric mysteries). Sometimes it would mean both. This blog may have started, but there is more to come later on.