Cursy: Hey Ralf, it's nice to kick back into a hotel for a few months.
Ralf: You said it man.
Cursy: Yeah, except for the GIANT OCTOPUS!!!!
Octopus: Glub!
Unsuspecting Robot: I'll save you boys!
Cursy: Hooray! An unsuspecting robot is going to save us!
Cursy: Hooray! An unsuspecting robot is going to save us!
(octopus eats robot)
Ralf(pushing cursy): Easy does it Cursy, don't make any eye contact(octopus begins to read a book)
Ralf(pushing cursy): Easy does it Cursy, don't make any eye contact(octopus begins to read a book)
(Later in Australia......)
Cursy: Ralf look! A Diprotodon! The rarest of its kind.
Ralf: Hey! I think he's gonna say hi to us!
(Diprotodon comes up and farts in Cursy's face)
Cursy: I believe his BUTT said hi to me.
(Half an hour later......)
Cursy: I guess this was a pretty decent vacation.
Ralf: Yeah, hard to believe a dragon never showed up.
(Dragon flies above and blows up)
Ralf: I stand corrected
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