What the Heck !?!?!?

Guess what? When I recorded a show on science channel called Prehistoric Predators, I got an un wanted result. Right when I put it on, it went to an unrecorded, uninteresting show called Humanzee.

Why did you do this to me Science Channel!?!?!?!?!??!?

Clash of the Elephants

Elephants own the donkey

Here's What's going on 2

Al's Adventure:I haven't made much progress with it so it will be delayed till next year.

Videos(homemade): Cursy and Ralf will now have their own video series(ps, it's funny)

Photo Albums: I haven't made one since the Zoo post, so I will make much more.

That's all folks(For now)

Here's What's going on

Here's the deal, I'm not doing Unsolved Mysteries or Monty Python top 10 anymore. There's just too much on the mind, and had to make a cancellation at some point. But look on the bright side, there's so much else I wish to do

Videos: They'll either be homemade or FULL episodes caught on camera. A few may be:

-10 Ways to meet a Monster

-Giganto, The Real King Kong

-Mammals vs. Dinosaurs

-History's Mysteries: The Abominable Snowman

-History's Mysteries: Werewolves

-Walking With Caveman(if I'm able to get the DVD)

-Land of Lost Monsters

-Monty Python: Blood, Devastation, War, and Horror

-Monty Python: How Not to be Seen

Reviews: That's for you to see.

Things After Us(The Future Is Wild)

The future is wild basically talks about what life will look like after we die out. Sometimes the creatures can get pretty wacky, such as giant turtles, land dwelling squid, and carnivorous amoebas? The future IS wild! Here is a list of my favorite episodes in airing order.

Welcome to the Future: This episode mainly focuses on what happens in the upcoming episodes.

Return of the Ice: Going 5 million years A.D. to the North European Ice.

It shows the lifestyle of a Snowstalker(A sabre toothed wolverine) and her cubs by hunting the large Shagrats(Woolly marmots) and Gannetwhales(Oceanic fowl).

Waterland: Going 100 million years A.D. to the Bengal Swamps. It focuses a mother Swampus(An amphibious octopus) protecting her offspring and a group of Toratons(A humongous tortoise) searching for their own.

The Global Ocean: Going 200 million years A.D. to The Ocean of the World. This is where Silverswimmers(large krill) replace fish and are eaten by the replacement of the bird, the Flish(Flying fish). However, the Flish are prey themselfs to the Rainbow Squid(A color changing squid).

The Tentacled Forest: Going 200 million years A.D. to the Northern Forest. There, small comical Squibbons(Tree dwelling squid that behave like monkeys) combat every day against the predatory Megasquid(A giant elephantine squid).

Here is a link to the official website http://www.thefutureiswild.com/

Numba' one in the Hood G!(Aqua Teen Hunger Force)

Here's the deal about ATHF, it's show that's about a trio of fast food products(a giant milkshake, a levitating box of fries, and a raw wad of meat). The Aqua teens, Frylock, Master Shake, and Meatwad, re considered detectives solving mysteries around the Jersey Coast. However, they usually goof off and swim in their neighbor(Carl)'s pool without permission. Here is a list of some of my favorite episodes.

Rabbot: The evil Dr. Weird creates a giant robot in the form of a rabbit. It eventually gets loose and destroys Carl's car.

Bus of the Undead: A mothman wants the light the Aqua Teens have in their house. Shake thinks it is Dracula tormenting them.

MCPee Pants: Meatwad listens to too much rap only to find out that his favorite rap singer is a giant spider. MCPee Pants is later killed by Frylock.

Here is a link to its official wiki

http://aqua-teen-hunger-force.wikia.com/wiki/ATHF_Wiki

Warning

Warning! Al's Adventure the Movie will be appearing in December! Look o my blog repeatedly!

This film will be rated PG for violence and crude humor.

The Neozoic

Here is a list of future animals I've thought of from inspiration from The Future Is Wild.

Mackal: A wolf designed to look like a lion or a tiger. They hunt in packs to bring down prey the size of an elephant.

Vocam: A massive frog or toad with a 14 foot mouth. It uses its mouth to suck up prey like a vacuum, its main prey is the Mackal. BION(believe it or not)it can swallow a whole pack

Rachidna: A rhino-like echidna that live in herds to fend off animals like Mackals or Vocams. It also has a poisonous barb at the end of its tail even more deadly than the tarantula's bite.

Varanusaurus Rex: The apex predator of the Neozoic. It is basically a giant descendant of the Komodo Dragon, only that it's more like Tyrannosaurus.

Harankopotamus: A predatory elephant sized hippopotamus. It has an armored back to protect itself from Varanusaurus and is capable of killing it as well(not to mention Rachidnas, and Mackals).

Dinoelephas: The future elephant, the Neozoic's biggest animal. These elephants trace back to their mammoth ancestors only they grow 150 feet tall. Every predator runs when Dinoelephas is around.

Tree-Crawler: A starfish adapted for life in the trees. These animals attack when their family is in danger, and glow reddish-purple when mad.

Turtasaurus: An ankylosaurus-like turtle that unlike their ancestors, traveled in herds. Even though they have thick shells, It's useless against the Mackal.

Gigantornis: The reincarnation of the terror birds. They were once raptor birds, however they lost the ability to fly and hunt on ground.

Megapithecus: A gorilla resembling a ground sloth. Supposedly, they maybe the replacements for man in the not to distant future

Mammoths, paleoindians, and ice ages oh my! (Prehistoric America)

So here's the deal about the show Prehistoric America. It's a six part program that talks about american wildlife 14,000 years ago. It uses reconstructions of some paleolithic animals and use actual fossil evidence to recreate some prehistoric dramatizations. Some of the Beasts shown were the woolly mammoth, the giant short faced bear(shown above), the mastodon(shown above), the scimictar toothed cat, the columbian mammoth, the sabre toothed cat, the ground sloth, and the glyptodont. On YouTube, there's only clips of the show, BUMMER.

Here is a link to its official website

http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/programmes/tv/wildnewworld/

Ground Sloth vs. Saber toothed cat

Megatherium owns Smilodon!

ultamite mokele

Monsters and Man (Land of Lost Monsters)

Have you all heard of the Animal Planet special Land of Lost Monsters? If you haven't, then let me tell you about it! The whole plot is early man's duel with Prehistoric megafauna. It also tells of mankind's early journeys around the world(Australia, America, and New Zealand).

The first band is called the Aboriginies, and their adventure in Australia. At first they come face to face with a Diprotodon(A giant wombat). They are terrified of this beast, only to realizeit is slow, ignorant, and potentially gassy. Little do they know, that this world isn't the paradise they thought it was.

One day when gazing at a Diprotodon, their worst nightmare appears. Megalania, a.k.a the giant ripper lizard barges in, at first he's interested in the Diprotodon, but turns on the humans instead. Soon he bites a man, killing him with lethal bacteria(like its cousin the komodo dragon).

The Tribe retaliates by setting the whole savanna on fire, burning Megalania in its sleep! Supposedly, this is how the Australian monsters died out. Up next, mankind will endure their second challenge, AMERICA!

This part begins when a group of the first Native Americans come to North America and find themselves in a valley where the woolly mammoths are thriving. The next day they come face to face with another tribe, who offers them arrowheads. For this, the two tribes use these weapons to hunt down a mammoth, however its carcass attracts the biggest predator in America, The SHORT FACED BEAR!

One Paleoindian strays to far from the clan, only to be chased by the short faced bear. He fails to kill it with a spear, and the bear catches up and kills him with his paw. At the end, the North American beasts go extinct. But next, the humans will arrive at their final destination, NEW ZEALAND!

800 years ago, the Maori first settle on the island of New Zealand. There they face a variety of birds, all of which are harmless. The first beast they encounter is the Moa, a large flightless bird in which one gets killed for dinner. Unfortunately, the Moa is the least of their problems.

A Maori mother and child are soon attacked by the most frightening non terrestrial predators the world has to offer the Haast's Eagle! Soon, the Maori's hunting will go to far and wipe out half of the native bird species on the island.

Pretty soon, all the megafauna will die off. The mammoth and others will all face the same fate. If this program comes on anytime soon, I'll let you know, and there's more to this documentary I haven't talked about.

Here is a link to its official website

http://animal.discovery.com/convergence/lostmonsters/lostmonsters.html

Oasis of the Giants

This is a preview for my series Kingdom of the Megabeasts, there are four parts in each episode.

1. mother Jobaria protects her young against Spinosaurus

2. a young Paralatitan fights against Carcharodontosaurus

3. a Sarchosuchus attacks a Suchiomimus

4. Spinosaurus and Carcharodontosaurus collide

The Primeval world of Monsters episode 2

Land of the Mammoth

.woolly mammoth

.arctodus

.panthera leo atrox

.emerotherium

.smilodon

.camelops

.hippidion

The Primeval world of Monsters episode 1

1. Oasis of giants

creatures:
.spinosaurus

.suchomimus

.jobaria

.sarchosuchus

.paralititan

.cahrcahrodontosaurus

coming soon......

Marty and Howler: A web comic series

The whole synopsis of marty and howler is about a penguin in Providence, Rhode Island to defeat the evil chupacabra and his sidekick Octoman. Let's see the upcoming cast members.

Marty: He's basically a talking blue penguin. He was born in Antarctica, and is the leader of the group. He is known to invent stuff such as a time machine made of a kitchen microwave and a machine flamer(a mix between machine gun and flame thrower). Howler happens to be Marty's best friend, even though Marty can hold a grudge.

Howler: A wild dog with a faux/hawk, secondary leader and is the most frequently killed. Howler has been Marty's best friend for four years, although he can get irritated by Marty's immature behavior. Most of Howler's deaths are in the hands of the dimwitted elephant Kunko, mostly being smashed or flattened.

Stay tuned!

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Walking with beasts: The Triumph of the Beasts

Unsolved Mysteries: The Mokele M'bembe

Profile:

Name: Mokele M'bembe

Where Found: Likouala Swamps, Congo

Description: Like that of a Brontosaurus

Fun Fact: The Mokele M'bembe is reported to kill both hippo and elephant, but never eats them.

Next time: King Tut's Tomb

Cursy the Gourmet chef

Cute.

Unsolved Mysteries: The El Chupacabras

Profile:

Name: Chupacabra

Where found: Puerto Rico, South America, Mexico, Nicaragua, U.S.A.

Description(Original): Bat-like, red eyes, scaly, sharp fangs, monkey-like posture

Description(American): Hairless, dog-like, thin tail, strange fangs

Fun fact: In the summer of 2000, an alleged chupacabra skeleton was found in a rural town. However, further analyzation reveals that it was a coyotes skeleton.

Next Time: Mokele M'bembe

The top 10 Monty Python episodes #3 How to Recognize different parts of the body

This episode focuses on listing the different parts of the body (mainly the naughty bits). A new animal is introduced to the series, and it happens to be a penguin. This sketch is called the killer cars, where man eating cars attack the city. Many plans are made to stop the cars, but all turn awry.

Walking with props promo

A promo for my new series, Walking With Props! Well actually, they are videos of props reenacting episodes from the walking with series.

Al's Adventure part four

The fight against the giant cow begins.

Al's adventure part three

Little do our heroes know that they are being stalked by the cow from the prophecy.

Al's adventure part two

This is part two, and it is a good one. The landscape is basically my room.

Al's adventure part one

My first blog movie, starring Al O. Saurus, Skirvys the alien, and Bob the dog. It will involve these action figures going to a non shelf life, and run into some weird dangers.

The top 10 Monty Python episodes #2 Untitled

This episode basically has no title, but is one of the best ones yet. It involves a gorilla wanting a job at the library, not to mention a robber who wants to rob a bank but ends up robbing the lingerie shop instead. At the end, some animated animals eat each other and criticize the ending. The animals include a Goat, crocodile, an ostrich, some pigs, a bird, a flying whale, and a mouse.

The Zoo

Fig 1: Mother and juvenile Monkey

Fig 2: A monkey drinking

Fig 3: A female elephant

Fig 4 : Two rhinoceros mates

Fig 5: A family of Baboons

I hope you enjoyed your tour of the Southwick's Zoo.

Next time: Some more Monty Python!!!!!

The top 10 Monty Python Episodes #1, Blood, Devastation, war and Horror

This Episode mainly focuses on pantomime horses and banking agencies. This sketch is called Life or Death Struggles, It is a nature show that shows survival of the fittest (unfortunately for the narrator, he is shot dead).

The Cryptids

The Cryptids are Bigfoot, Mokele M'bembe, Dragon, Chupacabra, Gorilla, Helena Manatee, Tundra Behemoth, Komodo Dragon, Kraken, and the Elephant Bird. The Python and Crocodile are not actual Cryptids, but they may be the culprits behind the dragon myths. Are Cryptids real, or are they not, YOU decide!

Mr. Elephant

Ah, elephants. Such majestic yet deadly animals.

Cursy Sings

What does Nerto mean?

If you're reading this blog, you'll probably wonder of what Nerto means. Nerto means that a certain thing is funny (well not mean funny but comical funny). Sometimes it means something interesting (in my case, it wold be comics, dinosaurs, elephants, and folkloric mysteries). Sometimes it would mean both. This blog may have started, but there is more to come later on.